Long ago when I had nothing to do I produced a list of things to ponder. I guess today is another one of those days when I needed a break, so here are some new interesting and colorful questions no one really thinks to ask!
Colorful Questions:
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why do we say something is out of whack? What’s in whack?
If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Why are they called “stands” when they are made for sitting?
Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
Why are a wise man and a wise guy, opposites?
Doesn’t “expecting the unexpected” make the unexpected expected?
If all is not lost, where is it?
Why do we say the alarm went off when it actually went on?
Where does a thought go when it’s forgotten?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Why are there no ‘B’ batteries?
Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Do You Like Colorful Questions?
Does anything really make someone “see red?”