With Valentines Day around the corner, some of you might be searching online for a new love. Proofreading and a little bit of consideration for how these people were presenting themselves would have helped these lovers in love, However, these are funny (but totally real) responses I gathered while doing research for my book, the Everything Dating Book 2nd Edition (Adams Media, 2005). The book is now out of print, but you can still get it on amazon.com Here are the top losers in love who are “winners” in their categories
I would like to meet a kind thoughtful woman who has a sense of humor. I want a person who can seperate the forest from the trees. I also want to meet someone who likes sports and is not afarid to sweat on a baketball or tennis court.
I Toot My Own Horn:
I can be a lot of fun when I am not being boring. I’m just a single guy looking for a woman that hasn’t been abused and isn’t into tough guys. I’m not a muscle-head- chocolate is my friend- I just maintain what I have 2 or three times a week.
I Am Not Sure:
” I am seeking a woman to date to figure out if I want one. ”
You’re Never Too Old:
I like a girl to talk thing over. I hope we had same religion. I would you will send a pictuer of you. I will send email to. *this guy says he is 94 (could he have meant he is actually “nine?”) but I’ll cut him some slack for either being a bit illiterate, or not being able to type well on a computer
About Me: First Date Movies is a no. Possibly a dinner out at a nice restaurant or just sit and talk at Starbucks is also nice.