I’ve been feeling a bit under the weather the past week. There’s nothing like feeling terrible, to remind you of what really counts (and what doesn’t). With that in mind, a friend sent me a list of already in the public domain “computer-related” jokes. I don’t know how many of these are really true stories, but they’re funny, anyway. At least they got me smiling. I hope they do the same for you.
Tech support: What kind of computer do you have?
Female customer: A white one…
Tech support: Good day. How may I help you?
Male customer: Hello.. I can’t print.
Tech support: Would you click on “start” for me and…
Customer: Listen pal; don’t start getting technical on me! I’m not Bill Gates
A woman customer called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer
Tech support: Are you running it under windows?
Customer: “No, my desk is next to the door, However, the man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window, and his printer is working fine.”
Customer: I have problems printing in red…
Tech support: Do you have a color printer?
Customer: Aaaah no……………….thank you.
Tech support: What’s on your monitor now, ma’am?
Customer: A teddy bear my boyfriend bought for me at the 7-11.
Tech support: What anti-virus program do you use?
Tech support: That’s not an anti-virus program.
Customer: Oh, sorry…Edge
And last but not least…
Tech support: “Okay Bob, let’s press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter “P” to bring up the Program Manager.”
Customer: I don’t have a P.
Tech support: On your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: What do you mean?
Tech support: “P”…..on your keyboard, Bob.
Customer: I’M NOT GOING TO DO THAT!
Person 1: Do you know how to use Outlook? Person 2: As a matter of fact, I Excel at it. Person 1: Was that a Microsoft Office pun? Person 2: Word.
Why did the computer show up at work late? A: It had a hard drive.